Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscar Report: Beyonce

Note to Beyonce:
It's time to have another talk. This dress looks like a gaudy tapestry you would see hanging in Trump Tower. I know that was harsh, and I am feeling a little bad about picking on you, but I have decided it is time for some tough love. Stop dressing in your mom's House of Dereon collection, the designs are not polished enough for the Red Carpet.  I am not going to go into detail about how the design of the dress does nothing for your figure. I don't like any of it. Please, hire a stylist you are not related to.


Hyo said...

Barf...what more can be said.

Emmy said...

Not a Red Carpet look. More of a Vegas look. I have to disagree with Lisa about the design- I like the dress- however it is not a sophisticated look- not appropriate for this event. It would be refereshing to see another stylist dress her- she is so stunning.