Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A New Low

Note to Spencer and Heidi:
When I saw the pictures of your wedding online this weekend, I thought to myself, "Wow, they look happy... " in a overly-bleached, overly-mistic tanned kind of way, but happy nonetheless. I was happy for you two, and decided to try not to be so annoyed by your staged photo-ops and publicity hungry ways. Until I saw this photo...

Are you kidding me? According to People, you are in Cabo San Lucas enjoying a pre-honeymoon (whatever that is, most people are lucky to go on a honeymoon, but enjoy your pre-honeymoon, then the actual honeymoon, and then you will probably need a post honeymoon vacation to wind down from all of the vacationing). You have decided to use the swine flu crisis as an opportunity to draw attention to yourselves. Why am I surprised?

Note to Readers:
If you are going down to Mexico, it is important to protect yourselves from the influenza. I do not in anyway condemn safety precautions. I just condemn Speidi.

Monday, April 20, 2009


Note to Lady Gaga:
Ok, so I don't want to be completely negative in this post, especially because I like grooving to Pokerface while I am driving.  We have to call a spade a spade though. What in the world are you wearing? I know you like to be edgy, and sometimes I like your leotards with crazy hair and sunglasses looks.  Today however, I don't know what to say.  The hat, the lipstick, the glasses, the weird belt/necklace, the cup of tea? Come on, you can do better than this.

On a positive note, the white purse looks like it has potential.

Note to Readers:
Let me be the first to say, I have been a bad little fashion blogger lately.  I'm sorry.  The good news? I have been busy working on all kinds of fabulous projects that I can't wait to share with you.  Photo shoots, music videos, and articles all styled by me are on their way to you. As soon as these projects are completed, I will be sharing them with you! Hopefully after you see what I have been working so hard on, you will forgive me for neglecting you.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Another Balmain Fan

Note to Readers:
Does this jacket look familiar?  It should.  Remember when I wrote this post, gushing about Balmain's Fall 2009 Ready-to-Wear Collection.  Well, it looks like I'm not the only one who loved the fitted jackets with exaggerated shoulders.  By the way, bold shoulders are a white-hot look right now.  Magazine pages are filled with them.  I am curious to see how this high fashion look will trickle down into the mainstream markets.  Hmmm... only time will tell.

Note to Victoria Beckham:
Some girls get all the luck.  We all know I have a crush on your husband.  (Who doesn't?) Then you have those adorable kids. Next you chop off all of your hair, and your look better than Mia Farrow in your Mia-esque pixie cut. Now, you are parading around in the jacket I am dying for? Like I said before, some girls get all the luck.

One minor complaint-- you are inside in this photo, so please save the glasses until you are outdoors.  Thanks.