Note to Kiefer Sutherland:
Apparently while you were in New York this week, you got into a little bit of a scuffle and "allegedly" head-butted Proenza Schouler designer and co-founder Jack McCollough. Why oh why would you want to harm the man that has brought us such pretty designs? Are you jealous of his CFDA accolades? Do you not like bustiers?
All I know, is if you HAVE to head-butt a designer... and I don't know when this situation would come up... but if you HAVE to head-butt a designer make it a non-talented one. I won't name any names, but we all know of some designers that should not be allowed near a sewing machine.
(Supposedly the scuffle was over Brooke Shields? This story is getting weirder and weirder)
Note to Ashton:
Ok, time to come out now. You got us.
Note to Readers:
I would love to know which designers you wouldn't mind if Kiefer took them out, 24-style. Please do share.