Must Be Nice...

Note to Gisele:
Uhhh... remember how you just had a baby? Being pregnant really damaged your body for life. Hopefully you are able to find a way to support yourself not involving your appearance, because I don't want you to have false hope that you will have your supermodel career back.

Note to Readers:
Some girls really have all the luck. I mean not only is Gisele gorgeous, she has beautiful hair, and a killer bod. Don't misconstrue this post as being negative, I am not into bashing people out of envy. I am really more in awe of her perfection. I have read that she is very into eating healthy, and she is also diligent about exercise. So at least she isn't saying she got her body back while eating KFC and watching Jersey Shore.

Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Note to Readers:

The Met Costume Institute Gala is THE night for fashion. I anxiously await it each year, and I love seeing what everyone decides to wear. I know I feel that way about a lot of awards shows, but this event is strictly about fashion. Let me put it this way, if I could score an invitation to any event EVER, it would be this one. The guest list is star-studded, with real celebrities (that means they keep riff-raff like Speidi out). Think Gisele and Tom, Kate Moss, Marc Jacobs, etc.

Throughout the week, I am going to post about whom I loved and whom I loathed-- and a few people in between.

As always, thanks for reading. J'adore you all.

Note to Rhianna:
I know you have had a really rough time lately, so I am not going to comment on your choice of a Dolce and Gabbana puffed-sleeve tuxedo.

I'll just say when Zac Posen has dressed you, I liked the results much better.

Note to Diane Kruger:

I LOVE your Chanel mini-dress. I think accessorizing it with black was a chic choice, and kept the look more formal than if you accessorized with a bright color. Some may have a problem that you wore a short dress, but with all of the other craziness on the red carpet, I think they need to pick their battles more carefully. I think you look pretty, fresh faced, and let's be honest you have amazing legs, why not let them have a little time in the spotlight?

Note to the Newlyweds:

Speaking of legs...

Gisele (wearing a Versace dress), it really isn't fair for you to have amazing legs, enviable hair, such a killer bod, and your husband's not too bad either. You two could probably wear jeans and t-shirts and still be among the best-dressed people at the event.