Monday, August 18, 2008

We Need to Have a Talk...


Note to Man Jewelry:
I don't know why you exist, because I can't think of a reason any man should wear a white wristband with silver studs on it. Even if Brad Pitt threw on of you on, it would still be a crime against fashion. Putting you on does not make someone look cool, or tough, or "punk rock", it makes me judge them and not in a good way. I can't help it. Please return back to Hot Topic and only reappear around Halloween for someone's Tommy Lee costume. Thanks.

Note to Readers:
There are so many times when I see either great style, or more frequently terrible style when I am out and about and I want to take a picture and share it with you. I am having a hard time figuring out the right thing to say to my potential models. Is there really a good way to say, "Excuse me ma'am, I think that your outfit is wrong in so many ways and I would love to share it with the readers on my fashion blog". I am working on it. In this case I saw someone near and dear to me with this wristband on his dresser. He assures me he has it as a joke, but I am not going to lie, it scared me for a little bit. Anyway he tried it on for me to photograph and allowed me to post about it. He's a good sport. Anyway, please do not allow yourself or your significant others to wear anything made out of fake leather with studs on it, this includes wristbands, belts and jackets.

Here's a closer look.

2 comments:

Erin Spenc said...

I am so happy to see this on your blog. When I was asked my opinion of this particular bling, I asked if it was a dog collar, and insisted that it would look so much better if it were.

Bethany Peterson said...

Reminds me of my brother's stud belt at my rehearsal dinner. I completely agree. Me thinks all a man needs on his wrist is his girlfriend's hair tie.